Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Good of Snorting Alkalol

This is your Great-Grandma's Nasal Wash!





Teaching elementary school children reveals that our culture is embarrassed that we have nostrils.
The silly giggles snickle the room when I teach my young learners to draw those holes in our face: nostrils. Aside from coaching them to not stick fingers up those holes and expect to use my art supplies, we have to learn to love those holes. When they draw faces without them, I gasp, "How will you breathe?!!" and again I get a blast of the giggles. Children cannot say why they laugh at their noses. They don't "nose"

A colleague suffering from severe asthma shares outdoor duty with me every morning so we notice other teachers walking by with the Never Ending Hacking Cough. One morning she revealed a secret: Alkalol. 
The following is my experience of this natural, CHEAP, remedy to disgust the cough so badly as to make it flee from us.
 

The Never Ending Cough
The Cough that never goes away seems to be what everyone has succumbed to this year. I had it to the point of needing antibiotics. My doctor said it started with post nasal drip and settled in my chest. Had I combated it earlier, the Cough might not have brought me to popped and stuffed ears and hacking until I threw my back out.

Herbal and Tea Remedies
When the rumbling cough first came on, I upped my doses of echinacea and goldenseal. The Goldenseal is a mucus fighter. Removing all dairy except Half & Half in my afternoon power coffee, I tried to reduce the production of mucus. I increased Garlic oil for bacterial fighting. And I drank plenty of warm tea....my favorite being Celestial Seasoning's "Apple Cinnamon" and Lipton's "Green Tea" with fruit flavors. These were good for continual throat lubrication. But the Cough persisted.

Drugs
I succumbed to drugs. First the saline nasal solution which irritated my delicate nasal skin. Then I tried "12 Hour Sinex" which did open one nostril but it closed again at Noon. I gumbled Mucinex D along with the antibiotics which relieved the Cough from becoming pnuemonic.

Alkalol
It's been with us for 100 years. Usually in the aisle with hydrogen-peroxide and rubbing alcohol, these days one might need to ask for it behind the pharmacy counter. Some stores still carry it on the shelf. Walmart doesn't carry it at all. It is a mixture of 1% Alcohol and lovely mentholated oils. That's it. For a deeper understanding, click on the next url.
http://www.alkalolcompany.com/index.php/alkalol/faqs/frequently_asked_questions
Non-Addictive
The only addictive quality I found was the Good Feeling I had after I blew out all the crap laying in my sinuses. It took about 3 days of treatment and then it was gone! My throat was no longer raspy. Now I use it once a week as a preventative. I cleaned my sinuses out the night before my root canal.  Deep meditational breathing was possible during root canal! 

Conclusion: 
The worst side-affect of alkalol is that people laugh at me as if I'm wearing mismatched plaid socks.  For example, one teacher suffering the clogged ear - cough had a hard day at school. It was after 3 pm when we met up and I suggested "alkalol". Our bookkeeper, obviously listening in, belted out a hardy laugh. I asked her why. She said she could not see me in the same sentence as alcohol. But I have no ethics against responsible drinking:  I am a teetotaler for medical reasons.
I corrected her and said, "Rubbing Alcohol". Disinfectant. Plaid socks.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Serving Green Bananas for St Paddy's Day

After a three year hiatus from personal watercolors, by St. Paddy's day, (a green day near my birthday), I resumed. Folks at the barn were gathered for their after-lesson stories so the benches were full. It was a good time for me to go off with my Yarka watercolors and find some landscape to paint. The ground has been dry so I plunked myself down in my riding apparel and looked around. The banana flower pendulum is always a Floridian vision of delight. Seemed like a solid place to start.



After a warm breezey half hour, I was noticed by Matt, the manager of the barn. Because of my painting, he saw the ripe bananas on the very top of this floral pendulum which were otherwise shaded from view. So he called over Jerry, a trainer who can ride anything, to hop on the tractor to chop down the fruit. No matter what I was saying about removing my still-life, all they could think of was food.
Sweet though the Lady Finger Bananas were, I no longer had my still life. Country Boys are a force of nature!





They ate my still life.